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Frankenstein Rewrites, by me

Oh Mary Shelley. Your protagonist just needs to learn how to problem solve. It’s Spooky September so I’ve been listening to old timey horror novels and there are many situations in Frankenstein (read to me by Dan Stevens, THANK YOU … Continue reading

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Title Of My Life Memoirs

Which I intend to write NEVER, by the way, unless I can write a book full of gossip about myself, my family, and everybody I’ve ever interacted with. Often people say to me “You should write an autobiography!” When I’ve … Continue reading

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Why Christianity Needs Feminism

Uh-oh, spaghettios! Prepare yourselves for a wild ride. And also, don’t be a dick in the comments section. This is something I’ve been wanting to write about for a long time, but feared to do so. I was scared because … Continue reading

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Scream Queens S2 Premier : Innermost Reflections

The green meanie. Ooh. If this show was just 40 minutes of slow motion walking by John Stamos & Taylor Lautner I would be satisfied Oh god. So this is where Hermione actually went after drinking the polyjuice potion that … Continue reading

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Tickled : a movie review

“I keep saying the word weird over and over again, but that’s the only way I can describe it.” -Chuck Klosterman, accidentally describing what it was like to watch the documentary Tickled I would describe my experience of watching this … Continue reading

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Happy Father’s Day 4.0

My father has told me that he is “accepting revenue” this Father’s Day. In lieu of revenue, I hope this will do instead, because I’m poor and need all my money to go on vacation. I believe he will understand … Continue reading

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Ode to my Mother

My best friend’s mother passed away two years ago. We were taking a break. It sounds odd to say – “we were taking a break from death” – but that’s what we were trying to do. Lying in my bed … Continue reading

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