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Title Of My Life Memoirs

Which I intend to write NEVER, by the way, unless I can write a book full of gossip about myself, my family, and everybody I’ve ever interacted with. Often people say to me “You should write an autobiography!” When I’ve … Continue reading

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Why Christianity Needs Feminism

Uh-oh, spaghettios! Prepare yourselves for a wild ride. And also, don’t be a dick in the comments section. This is something I’ve been wanting to write about for a long time, but feared to do so. I was scared because … Continue reading

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Scream Queens S2 Premier : Innermost Reflections

The green meanie. Ooh. If this show was just 40 minutes of slow motion walking by John Stamos & Taylor Lautner I would be satisfied Oh god. So this is where Hermione actually went after drinking the polyjuice potion that … Continue reading

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Tickled : a movie review

“I keep saying the word weird over and over again, but that’s the only way I can describe it.” -Chuck Klosterman, accidentally describing what it was like to watch the documentary Tickled I would describe my experience of watching this … Continue reading

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Happy Father’s Day 4.0

My father has told me that he is “accepting revenue” this Father’s Day. In lieu of revenue, I hope this will do instead, because I’m poor and need all my money to go on vacation. I believe he will understand … Continue reading

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Ode to my Mother

My best friend’s mother passed away two years ago. We were taking a break. It sounds odd to say – “we were taking a break from death” – but that’s what we were trying to do. Lying in my bed … Continue reading

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Is Christianity bad or good?

I don’t want to be hysterically decried as a loony heretic (I’ve been called worse) – so in my defense, let me just say that it’s okay to ask this. It’s just okay to ask it. We can ask, we can … Continue reading

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